Ignorant Birds

Student: *take class

• Sarah: *discover existence of month and a half's worth of missed weekly homework assignments on online section you were unaware of
• Laptop: *refuse to load online section
• Sarah: What
• ok
• *load online section on other laptop
• Laptop 2: *refuse to download program
• Sarah: oh is that how it's going to be
• TAKE THIS
• *download program on first laptop
• Laptop: *refuse to open
• Laptop 2: *refuse to open
• Computer: *open
• Computer: *refuse to run
• Laptop: *run
• *fail
• Laptop 2: *run
• *run
• *shut down
• Sarah: WAIT NO WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
• Computer: *refuse to open online section
• *refuse to send email to professor
• Sarah: WHY ARE YOU CUTTING OFF MY ACCESS TO THE OUTSIDE WORLD
• NO WHAT'S HAPPENING
• WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS
• Laptop: *retry program
• *fail
• Laptop 2: *refuse to reboot
• Computer: *refuse to access internet
• Laptop: *retry program
• *fail
• Laptop 2: *no reboot
• Computer: *access internet
• To: TA Re: Unable To Complete Delayed Homework Assignments
• TA: While I sympathize with your situation, these assignments are past their due dates. Please be more quick in the future, as they're going to be 30% of your grade, and you're not doing that well in this class. This program is necessary for future assignments, so please find out a way to utilize it. For your age range, this should be easy! :)
• Sarah: .......................ok
• Laptop 2: *no reboot
• Computer: *refuse to run program
• Laptop: *sorry did you want the internet, no, we have no internets today
• Sarah: no
• why
• why are you doing this
• gonna go cry about this on tumblr
• Computer: *refuse internet
• Laptop 2: *dead
• Laptop: *tumblr is allowed as long as you don't want pictures or actual dialogue, just empty boxes
• Sarah: GOOD ENOUGH
• SUCCESS