December 2011
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“Eventually, I understood that consciousness is an unfolding, deepening, and...”
– Shakti Gawain - Living in the Light (via sisterhimalaya)
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ic deuce blog 2011: Using Real Psychology in Your... →
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thisisnotpsychology:
What Will Your Character Do When Disaster Strikes? by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
Characterization and Conflict: Using Psychological Tests to Improve Your Writing by Carolyn Kaufman, PsyD
Gathering…
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Avis:
Avis: HELP I'M FUCKED IN OBLIVION. I was cleaning out the lovenest I just purchased for me and my gay lover in Anvil but I just took a nap and JAN THE HOUSE IS HAUNTED.
Jan: Wait how do you even
Avis: so I go for a little laydown in between arranging the floral rugs and BUNNA NUNNA NUNNAghostbusters theme, this place is the house of horrors suddenly. Dude there's a fucking summoning circle burned into the rug and I'm fending ghosts off with a broom. My lover's set to arrive in seven hours and I'm knee-deep in ectoplasm. What the fuck do I do. I'm fucking doomed.
Jan: Okay, so first off, why didn't you just call Bill Murray?
Avis: he's out not having a career
Jan: Secondly, I'm pretty sure lovers aren't an option in that game. Much more gay lovers. Or lovenests. How did you get a dude into your lovenest. How did you FIND ONE.
Avis: I'm pretty sure I sort of fudged it so they are
Jan: I'm pretty sure they aren't.
Avis: Okay so I'm utilizing a very broad definition of 'lovenest'
Avis: And 'lover'.
Avis: And 'gay'
Jan: What did you dooooooo
Avis: Well basically I dropped a love letter into his desk one night and then waited around to see if he'd meet up with me like I asked him to in the letter and he TOTALLY DID, so score one gay lover. So I did a quest and forged an official paper or two so he'll come relocate into Anvil, and then I meant to do this quest to get this mansion so we'd have a place to stay, but it's suddenly Poltergeist up in this bitch. I can't arrange our furniture if the ghosts keep eating the light fixtures
Jan: You bought furniture? You can't buy furniture
Avis: Okay, I'm rearranging his stuff
Jan: What
Avis: He's an imperial guard. I'm a master thief
Avis: this is obvious
Avis: I broke into his old quarters back in the imperial city and stole all his shit. And now I'm rearranging his paintbrushes in the boudoir. Apparently he's quite the painter. There were like eight goddamn paintbrushes in his shit.
Jan: you
Jan: what.
Avis: It's a lot less creepy if you consider the fact that he doesn't take them with him because the bastards don't give him a new office when he relocates to Anvil
Avis: I'm /helping/
Jan: So you're seriously telling me you stalked an Imperial captain, broke into his house at 3am to steal his shit, followed him to Anvil, bought a house there, and are now artfully arranging his stuff around the bed in which you will buttfuck him. I don't think I played the same version of Oblivion as you.
Avis: actually I'm pretty sure he'll be bumfucking me
Avis: he's sort of uptight
Avis: I can't imagine him letting it go the other way around, at least not the first months
Jan: oh my god are you talking about Hieronymous Lex. Also isn't the uptightness helpful in that regard
Avis: yeah olol was that obvious
Jan: He fucking hates thieves.
Avis: I know! Hence the beauty.
Avis: He can't resist my baby-smooth skin and jewel-bright eyes.
Avis: (or tight laced leather-pants-wearing bum)
Jan: Have you seriously put deep thought into the bumfucking preferences of Hieronymous Lex?
Avis: yes
Jan: Sarah are you playing Oblivion: The Gay Buttfuck Edition.
Avis: hey no I take serious fault with that accusation. Most of my characters are in straight relationships. It's only the assassin that's a lesbian
Avis: and that only happened because it's not my fucking fault there's a superhot female bandit gang in Anvil too ok
Jan: I don't think ANYONE played the Oblivion you're playing. More's the pity for us.
Avis: yeah you guys are missing out
Avis: hurry up and start banging imperial guards already
Jan: So other than banging your way through half of Cyrodill. How long have you had this game?
Avis: month about
Jan: And how far are you in the actual storyline where you save the world from imminent destruction?
Avis: I what
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ROBOTS, FISH, etc.: "Inside Scott Lobdell's... →
aquapunk:
Oh my dear god this was awesome. xD (In a “If I didn’t laugh, I’d cry” sort of way.)
Let me describe for you a scenario. Batwing, “the Batman of Africa” (yes, he’s named after Batman’s plane, just to make the phrase “Batman hurriedly jumps into the Batwing’s cockpit” needlessly dirty), is…
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slanderedmyname:
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sticks and stones
may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
omg
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“It’s so funny because we’re all so gentle with each other. With Robert [Downey...”
– Tom Hiddleston, aka Loki, about the making of the Avengers movie. (via artisfaction)
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Brb Purring →
looks like sarah gon’ be savin’ up for something
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Steve Kim.
supersonicelectronic:
Recent illustrations by Steve Kim.
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I like your booty but I'm not gay
graveyardstuffers:
divas-poop-bag:
reblogging for that gif
me and my whole friendsgroup seriously it’s gettin awkward up in hurr more so because I probably should stop doing that dance when I feel that way
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